JJ

meu nome é João Artur, mas me chame de JJ
my name is João Artur, but call me JJ 

tenho 22 anos, gosto de praia, verão, carnaval, da cor amarela e amo fazer jogos. moro no estado de São Paulo.
i'm 22 years old, i like going to the beach, enjoying summer, the color yellow and i love developing games. i live in Brazil .

espero que eu tenha feito algo que te divirta :) 
hope i made something you can have fun with :) 

the header translates to:
your brain must look like a kindergarten art project, JJ
squished and multicolored, but you can see there was an attempt